Tag: Animal A-Z

There was a sexy and young x-ray fish

Who had a peculiar wish

He wanted a beard

Not thinking it weird

He thought that it would look quite swish

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There was a yellow xanthareel

Who ate peanuts with every meal

He’d have them with chips

Carrots peas and parsnips

The protein did probably appeal

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There was a xeme that lived in the artic

Whose conjuring was fantastic

He could with no fear

Make polar bears disappear

And follow up with a neat slick card trick

U

There once was an umbrella bird

Whose dancing was strange and absurd

But to dance was his choice

As he found his voice

In the rainforest just could not be heard

V

There once was a friendly young vole

Who had a friend who was a lovely young mole

They liked to play cricket

Vole would defend the wicket

And mole would have the ball and then bowl

W

There once was a gigantic whale

Who splashed passers by with his tail

All the people he met

Got awfully wet

His behaviour was beyond the pale

Y

There once was a hairy old yak

Who carried small kids on his back

One kid was so rude

And spoiled his mood

So with his hoof he gave him a hard smack

Z

There was a sociable and stripey zorilla

Who at parties would dress as a gorilla

He would then dream

Of a bowl of ice cream

As long as it was flavoured vanilla

P

There once was a pig from the east
Who was a remarkable beast
With his snout he would snuffle
Until he found a truffle
Which he would then cook for part of a feast

Q

There once was a wise little Quail

Whose intelligence would never fail

He was logical

And philisophical

Through lifes little problems he’d sail

R

There once was a randy old rabbit

Who had quite an unbearable habit

While nibbling grass

He’d find a does arse

And then hop up to her and then grab it

S

There once was a slithering snake

Who was slender and as thin as a rake

He decided that

He’d rather be fat

So he decided to eat only cake

T

In the sea there lives a creature called myrtle

Who is a fine lady leatherback turtle

She rarely swims fast

She often arrives last

But if there is chocolate around she will hurtle

K

When you are fighting a kangaroo

There is a strategy that you must do

Most experts say

You should run away

After sticking his tail with some glue.

L

It is often said of the llamas,

That they look better when in their pyjamas,

They like to be seen,

Wearing fluorescent green,

And biting the bottoms of farmers.

M

There is a peculiar thing about mice,

They have a strange and unique rodent vice,

They like to eat snails,

And fried earwig tails,

With a side salad and chicken fried rice.

N

There once was a great crested newt,

Who was handsome and dashing and cute,

He liked to do sums,

Using fingers and thumbs,

But square roots he found hard to compute.

O

Of all the apes the orangutan

Is the one of which I am a fan

With its orange hair

And its cute little stare

I’d like to see one whenever I can

F

There once was an old sweaty fox

Who was ill when he caught chicken pox

Was it a hen he ate?

Or maybe just fate?

Or a disease from his damp smelly socks?

G

There once was a baby giraffe

Who was age one and a half

With a silly walk

Or the way he did talk

He would make other animals laugh

H

There once was a sneaky young horse

Whose jokes contained plenty of sauce

When in the mood

He would be so rude

And use language that was rather coarse

I

There once was a green iguana

Who decided to live in Guyana

That was until

He moved to Brazil

To make friends with a sexy pirhana

J

There once was noisy jackdaw

Who had chewing gum in his left claw

He had chewed it a bit

And then threw a fit

When he found he was stuck to the floor

A

There once was a long nosed young aardvark,

Who was not quite so happy in the dark,

But during the day,

He would jump and play,

And dance in a skirt made of bark.

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B

There once was a fat little bee,

Who decided to fly to the sea,

He lay in the sun,

Ate an ice bun,

Which was perfect with his cup of tea.

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C

There was such a mysterious cat,

Who lived a happy life in Montserrat,

He refused to diet,

If it was food he’d fry it,

He didn’t exercise and so he grew fat.

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D

There once was a small dopey dog,

Who liked to play down by a bog,

He would get all dirty,

Then terribly flirty,

With a dainty cute sexy young frog.

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E

In the sea there lived an electric eel,

Who troubled anyone who would feel,

If you gave him a knock,

You would get a huge shock,

And your skin would then blister and peel.