Harry (Cancer) has kindly given me his guide to sun signs…
Stop dropping litter
- Taurus (Apr 21 – May 21)
Lose some weight you porker
- Gemini (May 22 – Jun 21)
Stop walking around with your trousers half way down your buttocks showing off your boxers while your trousers are staying up by wishful thinking alone.
- Cancer (Jun 22 – Jul 22)
It is probably up to you to sort the rest of the world out.
- leo (July 23 – Aug 21)
Stop parking illegally in other people’s way just because you have put your hazard warning lights on.
- Virgo (Aug 22 – Sep 23)
Stop talking and eating at the same time, I don’t want to see your chewed up food.
- Libra (Sep 24 – Oct 23)
Stop acting like you know it all, you are becoming boring.
- Scorpio (Oct 24 – Nov 22)
Pull yourself together
- Sagittarius (Nov 23 – Dec 22)
Stop pushing in front of people in queues.
- Capricorn (Dec 23 – Jan 20)
Stop getting so drunk you vomit all over the pavement.
- Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 19)
You dress like a whore, cover up.
- Pisces (Feb 20 – Mar 20)
Use deodorant, you smell.
One reply on “Harry the grumpy parrot’s astrological guide”
I’m very impressed with this Mike however there is always room for improvement..namely Virgo!!