Apology to Virgos

Apparantly this virgo :

from Harry’s guide to astrology was not universally appreciated by those born between the dates of August 22nd- September 23rd.

To recitify this I have done a new Virgo…

She is happy to be a virgin and this is her response to the following…

Get your coat you have pulled

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I am a great swimmer, do you mind if I demonstrate my breaststroke?

If I had the chance to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning.