Categories Limerick The Lady of Chard (Star Sign Virgo) Post author By mc Post date August 13, 2010 4 Comments on The Lady of Chard (Star Sign Virgo) There once was a lady from Chard, Whose facial hair made her look hard, Her uncle was her brother, Her sister also her mother, But bearded ladies there are quite avant garde. ~ The people of Chard are pedigree people Tags bearded lady, Chard, inbred, somerset, virgo
Categories Doodles Apology to Virgos Post author By mc Post date August 6, 2010 2 Comments on Apology to Virgos Apparantly this virgo : Virgo (Aug 22 - Sep 23) from Harry’s guide to astrology was not universally appreciated by those born between the dates of August 22nd- September 23rd. To recitify this I have done a new Virgo… She is happy to be a virgin and this is her response to the following… Get your coat you have pulled I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings? What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day. Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? I am a great swimmer, do you mind if I demonstrate my breaststroke? If I had the chance to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning. Tags chat up lines, pick up lines, virgo, zodiac
