The Lady of Chard (Star Sign Virgo)

There once was a lady from Chard,
Whose facial hair made her look hard,
Her uncle was her brother,
Her sister also her mother,
But bearded ladies there are quite avant garde.
Bearded Lady
The people of Chard are pedigree people

Apology to Virgos

Apparantly this virgo :

Virgo (Aug 22 - Sep 23)

from Harry’s guide to astrology was not universally appreciated by those born between the dates of August 22nd- September 23rd.

To recitify this I have done a new Virgo…

The new Virgo

She is happy to be a virgin and this is her response to the following…

Get your coat you have pulled

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I am a great swimmer, do you mind if I demonstrate my breaststroke?

If I had the chance to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning.