People born in the year of the monkey tend to eat a lot of bananas, swing from trees and defecate on cars in safari parks…
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If you are the type of person with a small pointy beard, you often walk up mountains, you are also incredibly horny it is likely you were born in the Chinese year of the goat…
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The Horse
People born in the year of the horse tend to be whipped a lot, wear leather harnesses, go on all fours and let people ride them.
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Apology to Virgos
Apparantly this virgo :
from Harry’s guide to astrology was not universally appreciated by those born between the dates of August 22nd- September 23rd.
To recitify this I have done a new Virgo…
She is happy to be a virgin and this is her response to the following…
Get your coat you have pulled
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
I am a great swimmer, do you mind if I demonstrate my breaststroke?
If I had the chance to rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning.