An Ode to a deoderant (a deODEerant) that turned to a rant about deoderant (a deodeRANT). Summing up the dilemma of rollon or aerosol…
Each morning I’ll use some deoderant, After rising showering and then shaving, If we were all far less considerant, We could each month all then find we are saving, I’ve found that maybe the most hassle free way, Is not to use roll on under my armpits, I’ve found it best to apply with aerosol spray, As the wet underarms just get on my tits, But there are problems when using the spray can, I’ll not know when the spray’s gone and no more, And what is the dose useful for one man? Fifteen centimetres away can I be sure? This dilemma has got me to now think, Damn that foul deoderant let us just stink.(MC Jan 2011)
