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G & T Tree

a marvellous idea not yet patented, so its free for someone to grab this idea and make millions.

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I have decided to post the blueprint for this marvellous idea of mine. A juniper bush is genetically engineered to produce gin in its sap (the alcohol is added by anaerobic respiration). Extra carbon dioxide needed to produce the fizz in the tonic sap can be taken in through the leaves. Finally the bush is grafted onto a lemon or lime tree to add the slice needed and a tap is added so the G & T can be served. In winter ice can be taken from the branches.

blueprint for a gin and tonic tree

3 replies on “G & T Tree”

Brilliance itself! Please send me two seedlings of your G+T T as well as graft and grafting instructions for L or L (both would be good). I’ll pay you COD. Oh, and if you have a L, L + B (Lemon, Lime and Bitters) please send that too. Ta.

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