Mike's World (brain farts and other adventures)
I have come up with a far more honest Social network. It is well known that everyone says nice things to each other before bitching continuously behind everyones back as soon as they are not around. I have come up with 2 facedbook. All comments on a persons wall are nice kind and sweet, for instance this is my wall…
So I get to love all these lovely comments, however everyone really just wants to slag me off behind my back so this is what everyone else sees when they log on…
A marvellous film about how to get rid of a silly boring history teacher and replace him with a brave helicopter pilot. I am hoping to patent the method myself and find ways of replacing geography teachers with navy captains and P.E. teachers with marines.
I had an extraordinary experience while staring into the eyes of an Ideas Bear. How about utilising wind turbines to absorb wind and then convert the wind power into electricity. All this in the form of a fashionable coat.
I have decided to post the blueprint for this marvellous idea of mine. A juniper bush is genetically engineered to produce gin in its sap (the alcohol is added by anaerobic respiration). Extra carbon dioxide needed to produce the fizz in the tonic sap can be taken in through the leaves. Finally the bush is grafted onto a lemon or lime tree to add the slice needed and a tap is added so the G & T can be served. In winter ice can be taken from the branches.
I often wondered what this meant on design templates and now I know… Lorem is a private school educated slug. A charming slug, posh nice but a bit dim but has money so that doesn’t worry him.
