Here is the line up for Britains Got Talent…
1. A boy who sings
2. A scottish man who sings
3. A man who can sound like other people
4. A boy who dances
5. Four more boys who sing
6. A mad woman on an organ
7. A young lad on a piano
8. An old man who dances
9. A young man who dances
10. Someone who can sing even though he lives in a caravan – surely not possible is it something from the devil? (At least he can play the guitar as well)
in beerogram terms:
Dancing 
Keyboards
Other
At the moment in my pocket there are 5 objects. hence BGT versus things in my pocket to see what has the most variety…
BGT 
my left trouser pocket
Conclusion : there is more variety in my left pocket than in this years final of Britains Got Talent