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Britains Got Talent v Left Trouser Pocket

Harry the grumpy parrot
Harry the grumpy parrot does not have pockets but says "My farts have more variety than BGT"

Last year I compared the variety in my left pocket to the Britains Got Talent final and found my left pocket had more variety (see Britains Got No Variety Beerogram ).

This year unfortunately my left trouser pocket has money, keys, card, season ticket.

7 Singing Acts

1 Swimming Act

1 dog Act

2 dancing Acts (although the dog act is dancing as could be argued is the swimming act)

So a 5-4 or 5-2 win for my left trouser pocket in the what has more variety competition 2012.

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Grumpy Parrot

Britains Got No Variety Beerogram

Harry the grumpy parrot
Harry the grumpy parrot

Here is the line up for Britains Got Talent…

1. A boy who sings

2. A scottish man who sings

3. A man who can sound like other people

4. A boy who dances

5. Four more boys who sing

6. A mad woman on an organ

7. A young lad on a piano

8. An old man who dances

9. A young man who dances

10. Someone who can sing even though he lives in a caravan – surely not possible is it something from the devil? (At least he can play the guitar as well)

in beerogram terms:

Singing       pintpintpintpint

Dancing      pintpintpint

Keyboards pintpint

Other         pint

At the moment in my pocket there are 5 objects. hence BGT versus things in my pocket to see what has the most variety…

BGT                                pintpintpintpint

my left trouser pocket pintpintpintpintpint

Conclusion : there is more variety in my left pocket than in this years final of Britains Got Talent

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Limerick

Britain’s Got Talent Miscarriage of Justice on Monday

I think the man who swallowed a ring,
Really had a very good thing,
I wish he had won,
Rather than anyone,
Who just dances or someone who’d sing.