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There once was a pig from the eastWho was a remarkable beast
With his snout he would snuffle
Until he found a truffle
Which he would then cook for part of a feast
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There once was a wise little Quail Whose intelligence would never fail He was logical And philisophical Through lifes little problems he’d sailR
There once was a randy old rabbitWho had quite an unbearable habit While nibbling grass He’d find a does arse And then hop up to her and then grab it
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There once was a slithering snake Who was slender and as thin as a rake He decided thatHe’d rather be fat So he decided to eat only cake
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In the sea there lives a creature called myrtle Who is a fine lady leatherback turtle She rarely swims fast She often arrives last But if there is chocolate around she will hurtle