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When you’re in love with a beautiful woman

Today I learnt that my method of letting songs go in one ear and out of the other ear and not really taking in the words means I miss out on some gems… like the sexually explicit

When you’re in love with a beautiful woman, It’s hard

Not really something I have learnt today but have made a mental note not to confuse Dr Hook, Captian Hook, Captain Cook and Muslim cleric Abu Hamza

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Uranus

Until today I never knew that according to myth Uranus was castrated and his testicles thrown into the sea. Its when I find out things like this I am glad I never took a degree in classics

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Happy Birthday Dawn part 2 (amended to prevent libel action)

A more accurate version

There is a young girl who is thirty, still

Called Dawn, who is sexy and not dirty (as far as we know and what she does in her own time etc)

Ten years on she will be still thirty and not forty

Attractive and not naughty (as far as we know etc etc)

Not slutty not tarty and only mildly flirty (in a sort of reasonable way that people often are)

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Happy Birthday Dawn!

Ought to point out that this involves much poetic licence. Dawn is neither slutty nor tarty nor 40.

There was a young girl who was thirty
Called Dawn, who was sexy and dirty
Ten years on she is forty
Fruity and naughty
And slutty and tarty and flirty
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sukarno-hatta (cgk)

The main airport for Indonesia is sukarno-hatta named after the first president (sukarno) and vice president (hatta). Wondering if Ted Heath had a vice PM called Row?

Supplementary thing I learnt today : merpati pos is Indonesian for carrier pigeon

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Snowman limerick

Having set myself this other new years resolution (to come up with a limerick each week as learning something new everyday wasn’t tricky enough) I thought I would do one about the snowman (or Snowmanov as he is russian)…

There was a fine snowman from Taunton,
With blue eyes, fine red lips and a hat on,
There’s a carroty nose,
Icey white toes,
And he would have melted if only the https://buycbdproducts.com shone.
~
snowman
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Snowmen

Board marker lids (especially blue) and twiglet tub lids are useful for making snowmen if you want it to have blue eyes and bright red lips…

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Osmosis

The thing I learnt today is that you can generate electricity using osmosis and the Norwegians were the first to make an osmotic generator.

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Ox Bow lakes

Today I learnt that this vital part of Geography in my first year of secondary school is not very easy to find, apparantly as they often fill in. However even more exciting I learnt that a billabong is an ox bow lake thus making the song waltzing matilda only 99% imcomprehensible.

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Manchester United

I did not know until today that manure had never lost a 3rd round FA cup tie since the rosey nosed one became their manager.

(I also never knew what Dans riding a horse impression was like until today)