The upstairs toilet leaked from a crossthread,
Which meant long trips at night for me from my bed,
But its a better summer,
After out came a plumber,
And our life is now better it must be said.
FE college staff have been informed that we must pay £68 for some sort of protection racket called the IFL. When pay freezes are the norm this group of clowns think that they should charge £68 up from £30. Benefits to us include a dull email newsletter and the fact we are forced to email them the hours CPD we do each year…
If anything seemed like a joke this is it
As a letter from these guys made me throw a fit
I could not believe my eyes
They want a 126% rise
But worse they claim for me that there is some benefit
Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer will pay his £68, will send in his CPD evidence on time but only for a cut of the profits...
There once was a feisty young cat
Who exercised and strengthened so that
He was faster than most
And silent as a ghost
So he could disembowel a passing rat
Alfonso has learnt the ways of the Ninja
If you come across a possessed evil sheep
He may do things that will make you just weep
Who could believe such a ram
Was once a cute lamb?
As he mauls you and leaves you in a heap
He bites, he maims and he taunts you badly. Do not feed.
Lazy people will find that an ant shames,
Ants are work hard and dont play silly games,
But if you get down on the grass,
With a magnifying glass,
You’ll see that they burst out into flames.
"Be careful with your magnifying equipment on sunny days, not all ants have the sun protection that I have"
If I have some free time work will grab it,
As deadlines breed just like a rabbit,
They want us to sleep no more,
Till we all collapse on the floor,
Maybe deadline missing should become a habit!
Rabbits have a phrase "breeding like deadlines"
Once there was a strange poetic idea,
Which when attempted makes one feel all queer,
14 lines seems so long,
And the rhyming seems wrong,
I should have stuck to limericks for this year!
There once was a curious llama,
Who had a way of making people feel calmer,
He had a much darker side,
Looking at things that had died,
And got himself a job as an embalmer.
