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Doodles Dragons

Year of the Dragon

Chinese New Year is fast approaching. I did wonder what year of the dragon was all about, I wondered if every 12 years China is visited by a plague of fire breathing lizards. This morning I think my suspicions were proved to be true when I woke up to find this at the end of my bed…

This dragon is about 6 inches long. It eats mosquitos and other small insects, can be trained to breathe fire on request and hence makes the perfect pet for smokers who live in tropical places.
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Lazy rabbit Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Happy New Year of the Rampant Rabbit

I have had a year of tiger beer but think this new year is more of a female biased one…

To celebrate the year of the rabbit,
If you are into the habit,
You can indulge a vice,
With a swanky device,
So rush to Anne Summers and grab it.

Two rabbitsDonald the lazy rabbit

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Limerick

Chinese New Year (Year of the Tiger Beer)

When celebrating chinese new year,
I like to crack open a beer,
I’ll make mine a tiger,
Stay clear of the cider,
And drink several until I feel queer*.

* nothing to do with sexual orientation