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More Shanghai Nights

Due to the start of the summer holiday nights out are more common. As artists in previous centuries sometimes got chemically enhanced inspiration I have continued to see what IPA can inspire….

The Monobrow Lisa

The lady with the enigmatic brow. (Red pen on receipt after 2 for 1 burgers with 2 dragon IPAs in The Fat Cow and 3 unknown cloudy IPAs from UIN)
The Ice Cream

Digitally bastardised with a fat finger on a Samsung Galaxy S20+ in a taxi home after 4 cloudy UIN IPAs and a free teuila shot that I did not ask for.
The Pearl With a Girl Earring

Digital using fat finger on Samsung Galaxy s20+ after UIN cloudy IPAs, yet another free tequila and a speyside whisky.
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Chinese New Year in Shanghai – 新年快乐

Whilst much of China is setting off fireworks and welcoming the year  of the Piers Morgan, in a bid to prevent pollution this is the scene in Shanghai…

上海快乐
上海快乐

 

 

 

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How to select all photos in iCloud without having to click on each one

You cannot.

Very useful when you have 1000+ photos to download.

https://discussions.apple.com/thread/6857848?start=0&tstart=0

Happy year of the cock to Apple.
Happy year of the cock to Apple.

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Catchphrase Idea

Here is an idea for the classic quiz show, a phrase I find myself saying only too often…

Say what you see...
Say what you see…

And the solution… something we all should agree with.

No more f'ing meetings
No more f’ing meetings

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Are pandas the secret to economic recovery?

Probably not, they can barely survive themselves without our help. Was just an excuse to put this photo on…

Maybe she will grow up and help usher prosperity and health to the world, there again she will probably just munch bamboo and refuse to mate

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The 400th Blog Post

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The Dell Boot Menu

Dell startup
Notice the boot menu option in the top right of the screen

I decided after months of ignoring the startup screen on my laptop that I would press F12 and see what the boot menu did and I was faced with this screen…

boot Menu
I think I will choose F4

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Keep Rich and Bountiful

I decided that the song “Keep young and beautiful” was a bit shallow and thought anyone can come up with a shallow song about love…

What’s cute about little cutie
It’s his cash, not brains
Old father time will never harm you
If your money still remains
After you grow old, man
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Keep rich and bountiful
It’s your duty to be bountiful
Keep rich and bountiful
If you want to be loved
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If you’re wise exploit all the masses
Take their cash, off of him, off of her
When you’re seen anywhere
Show your platinum card off
Wave wads of cash in the air
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Money is better than all your charms
Be rich and always be in someone’s arms
Keep rich and bountiful
If you want to be loved
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forget the teeth we all know what you ladies love...

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Incidently for a real video nasty check this out…

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Infowls Quiz

Are you a lion, an ant, a flamingo, an owl or squirrel. Infowl has devised the following highly scientific test…

Take the test

Infowl

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December 22nd-28th….(nearly there!)

Wednesday

The Bill is no longer recorded (and had its last episode showed this August). Never watched it so there is no reason why I should have known this before.

Thursday

Florence Nightingale’s rose diagrams showed by length of radius that most deaths were preventable during the Crimean War (not by area as I had assumed).

Friday

There were more than one species of tyrannosaurus (I assumed rex was the only one up until today!)

Saturday

A costermonger sells fruit and veg.

Sunday

The story of King Canute first appeared 100 years after his reign and is probably not true.

Monday

England last retained the ashes in 1986-1987, and now Australia have scored a record low of 98 they may do so again this year.

Tuesday

Onychophagia is the technical name for nail biting.