I decided after months of ignoring the startup screen on my laptop that I would press F12 and see what the boot menu did and I was faced with this screen…
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The Dell Boot Menu
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Other stuff
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Keep Rich and Bountiful
I decided that the song “Keep young and beautiful” was a bit shallow and thought anyone can come up with a shallow song about love…
What’s cute about little cutieIt’s his cash, not brains
Old father time will never harm you
If your money still remains
After you grow old, man
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Keep rich and bountiful
It’s your duty to be bountiful
Keep rich and bountiful
If you want to be loved
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If you’re wise exploit all the masses
Take their cash, off of him, off of her
When you’re seen anywhere
Show your platinum card off
Wave wads of cash in the air
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Money is better than all your charms
Be rich and always be in someone’s arms
Keep rich and bountiful
If you want to be loved ~
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Incidently for a real video nasty check this out…
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Infowls Quiz
Are you a lion, an ant, a flamingo, an owl or squirrel. Infowl has devised the following highly scientific test…
Wednesday
The Bill is no longer recorded (and had its last episode showed this August). Never watched it so there is no reason why I should have known this before.
Thursday
Florence Nightingale’s rose diagrams showed by length of radius that most deaths were preventable during the Crimean War (not by area as I had assumed).
Friday
There were more than one species of tyrannosaurus (I assumed rex was the only one up until today!)
Saturday
A costermonger sells fruit and veg.
Sunday
The story of King Canute first appeared 100 years after his reign and is probably not true.
Monday
England last retained the ashes in 1986-1987, and now Australia have scored a record low of 98 they may do so again this year.
Tuesday
Onychophagia is the technical name for nail biting.
(pdf version) Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer goes to FIFA
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Lets all go Poping
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Carpets
There is a covering that goes on the floor,
You see it when you go through the door,
But dont let your pet,
Get it all wet,
Else the carpet won’t be nice any more.
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(Last week’s limerick : http://bit.ly/937sqs)
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Good Luck Somerset!
Hopefully Somerset can win the twenty2o cup tomorrow. Alfonso Thomas’ namesake (Alfonso the kitten) will be cheering on somerset by running up to the tv and patting it with his paw.
and here is Alfonso Thomas…
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The Best Ever Animal Alphabet
Obscure Animal Alphabet is far better than an HD one I came accross last summer.