Doodles Limerick

When Aliens Land and Steal All The Men…

There will come a time soon I think when,
Some will take pity on us nagged ones and then,
Some kind beings benign,
Who will treat us quite fine,
Will come to Earth and rescue all of the men.
Then ladies will have to open their own jars,
As we have fun up amongst all the stars,
You’ll be forgotten,
Missing us something rotten,
And you’ll then have to then park your own cars.

alien invasion


An ideal man…

I am not an ideal man but to some people the ideal man has broad shoulders a glint in the eye (maybe not showing the evil other eye) and a good trouser bulge…

ideal man