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Netherlands today beat Denmark,
But the game really failed to spark,
Cameroon lost,
A game Japan bossed,
Italy and Paraguay drew after dark.
Against the Aussies the Germans scored four,
They had chances to score even more,
They were good but still,
The red card for Cahill,
Was a decision that was particularly poor.
There are plenty of places where,
You can watch tonights affair,
As for the score for Korea,
And Argentina no fear,
If its not England today I don’t care.
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There are some things that are better not seen,
Like what happened to poor Robert Green,
Yet ITV showed an advert,
Which seemed to divert,
Our attention from Gerrard’s goal that had been.
So France and Uruguay could not score,
The game ended up as a draw,
Gonzales tackled too hard,
And hence got a red card,
But apart from that the game was a bore.
The other game was so much more fun,
As the hosts and Mexico both scored one,
The crowd made so much noise,
Cheering on their boys,
As they played under the African sun.