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Not very profound things…

A tribute to weird phrases on Shanghai t-shirts

As a tribute to the very peculiar t-shirts I have seen here in Shanghai with odd scribbled animals (and odder slogans) – I have decided to do a few very quickly scribbled animal based not very profound statements…

The sun cat had a big surprise
Ultra violet beams came from both of his eyes
He used his powers
To feed all the flowers
And to zap biting insects and flies
 
The magnificent and fine Sparrow King
Is a bright colourful feathered thing
He’ll outshine a rainbow
And put on a fine show
But is tuneless so don’t let him sing
 
The mouse loves to look up at the stars
And planets like Venus and Mars
But when Hedgehog chose
A beautiful rose
The mouse went straight home to find a nice vase

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