Doodles Limerick

Not very profound things…

As a tribute to the very peculiar t-shirts I have seen here in Shanghai with odd scribbled animals (and odder slogans) – I have decided to do a few very quickly scribbled animal based not very profound statements…

The sun cat had a big surprise
Ultra violet beams came from both of his eyes
He used his powers
To feed all the flowers
And to zap biting insects and flies
The magnificent and fine Sparrow King
Is a bright colourful feathered thing
He’ll outshine a rainbow
And put on a fine show
But is tuneless so don’t let him sing
The mouse loves to look up at the stars
And planets like Venus and Mars
But when Hedgehog chose
A beautiful rose
The mouse went straight home to find a nice vase

New Year Resolutions 2011 Unusual Hybrids


Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the cheese shop…

If you are a swimmer its best to take cheese with you to throw as a distraction


Brenda The Stage Mouse Wows Another Audience

After acting in one of her greatest shows,
Brenda the stage mouse smiles and  glows,
It was acting without flaws,
And she deserved the applause,
And was covered in a  deluge of rose.
theatre mouse
She may be a prima donna, but the audience just love her