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Animals F-J

There once was an old sweaty fox

F

There once was an old sweaty fox
Who was ill when he caught chicken pox
Was it a hen he ate?
Or maybe just fate?
Or a disease from his damp smelly socks?

G

There once was a baby giraffe
Who was age one and a half
With a silly walk
Or the way he did talk
He would make other animals laugh

H

There once was a sneaky young horse
Whose jokes contained plenty of sauce
When in the mood
He would be so rude
And use language that was rather coarse

I

There once was a green iguana
Who decided to live in Guyana
That was until
He moved to Brazil
To make friends with a sexy pirhana

J

There once was noisy jackdaw
Who had chewing gum in his left claw
He had chewed it a bit
And then threw a fit
When he found he was stuck to the floor

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