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New Years Resolutions 2013 Snakes

A legless Horse

To celebrate the forthcoming year of the snake, here is a black and white photo of a horse without any legs.

I apologise for anyone who was hoping to see a horse under the influence of too much alcohol but what sort of sick person wants to see that?

Legless horses are rubbish at showjumping, but on a positive note are perfectly safe to stand behind if you are worried about horse kicks.

 

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Coming Soon – The Year of the Snake

As a snake is the only animal to crawl around the earth without any legs* I have decided to celebrate this year I would see what the chinese zodiac signs (and maybe other animals) would look like without legs.

Just for balance here is what a snake would look like with legs…

Snakes with legs would get very annoying with their persistent running around shouting "Can I tempt anyone here with some apples?"

* Except for slugs snails and worms. Probably more accurate to say the only vertebrates without legs**

**Apart from eels, maybe the only reptiles without legs***

*** Apart from slow worms

Link to further information about the Chinese zodiac snake