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New Years Resolutions 2013 Snakes

A legless Horse

To celebrate the forthcoming year of the snake, here is a black and white photo of a horse without any legs.

I apologise for anyone who was hoping to see a horse under the influence of too much alcohol but what sort of sick person wants to see that?

Legless horses are rubbish at showjumping, but on a positive note are perfectly safe to stand behind if you are worried about horse kicks.

 

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Dragons New Years Resolutions 2012

The Horse

With the cup of coffee is the main enemy of the sugar lump...

People born in the year of the horse tend to be whipped a lot, wear leather harnesses, go on all fours and let people ride them.

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Lessons New Year Resolutions 2010

15th – 21st December

Wednesday

As medicine advances the percentage of HIV carriers in a population tends to stabalise, so a reduction in this percentage could be a sign of poor health provision.

Thursday

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency was based partly from ideas in Shada the unscreened episode of Dr Who.

Friday

White sandy beaches are actually made from the droppings of parrot fish.

Saturday

Great Britain is the third most populated island in the world (and the 9th largest).

Sunday

Horses communicate with their ears, and white horses are born black.

Monday

Flu symptoms tend to appear more rapidly than colds (if I had known this the previous Wednesday when my symptoms appeared between 6.30 and 7 I may have consulted a Doctor sooner). I learnt today that I definately had flu.

Tuesday

King Henri IV’s embalmed head was discovered redcently in a French attic.

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Lessons

August 2nd – 8th lessons

Monday

Einstein found E=mc^2  by guesswork, not by experiment.

Tuesday

I found that I like Old Amsterdam cheese.

Wednesday

A 8 week old kitten has a stomach the size of a walnut.

Thursday

I learnt how to assemble an office chair.

Friday

There is no native toads in Madagascar

Saturday

The scoville scale for chillis was created in 1902

Sunday

A donkey is stronger than a horse of the same size.