The Trescothick stand can sometimes be whiffy, So sitting there is somewhat iffy, But its a good view of the cricket, Watching us take a wicket, And cheering on someone called Stiffy.
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Category: Limerick
Within 7 days of producing the last limerick, I must produce another. No pressure!
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My first trip to a 21st century doctor
Since the nineties I haven’t seen my GP, And my doctor has not looked at me, But today I felt ill, So needed a pill, To help my tender and sick left kidney.
For the summer I’ve said goodbye to my beard, As a face tan line would look a bit weird, My chin is now pink, Stubble washed down the sink, And I think a few people have cheered.
It is good that it will be the summer, But one thing is a bit of a bummer, We will lose an hour, And this makes me sour, The longer autumn weekend is just dumber
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Animal Concert (Not a topical Limerick)
In the concert the cat sang meow, To a beautiful Moo from the Cow, The dog then did bark, To the song of the lark, And the oinking from Sally the Sow.
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Parents Evening
I met some of the parents last night,
And werent they an interesting sight,
One of the mums had a beard, Some of the dads were quite weird, I suppose most of them though were alright. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I got home from work about ten, Without food and was tired so then, I went to my bed, And rested my head, But not for long as I was woken again.
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The Vernal Equinox
We have just had the equinox that’s vernal, That winter had seemed quite eternal, Now the days will get longer, And the sun will get stronger, After that it will become Autumnal.
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Happy Birthday to Me (BOGOF limerick)
Happy Birthday to me so they say, And to celebrate I’m going away, For a day out in Bristol, In a coach that’s quite full, With students, that should make my day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the evening I shall have a beer, And another as well I do fear, I hope thats its fun, For everyone, And that my brother doesn’t cut through french weir.
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Mothering Sunday
Happy mothers day to everyone’s mum, Who for 9 months carrried us in their tum, Then they fed us with food, Brightened up our bad mood, And for the first years they wiped our dirty bum.
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Student Interviews 9th March
I had 4 interviews to do today, But the first one just stayed right away, The second wasn’t there, The third was elsewhere, And the fourth one also went astray.