Category: Limerick

Within 7 days of producing the last limerick, I must produce another. No pressure!

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Dreams Can Come True

This is of course a true story and a tale which has a moral : Be careful what you wish for, or be very specific…

One day a genie granted one wish to a dude,
He said to the genie ,”If you’re in the mood,
“Can my dream come true?”
The genie said,”It can do,”
And so he immediately turned up at work nude.
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Colours

Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo Violet
Are some of the colours you can get
But there is aquamarine
And magenta is seen
Its the most confusing decision this week yet
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Campaign for a New Word For the English Language (2 Bradigan)

Some ladies use clothes that are small,
Hardly covering much body at all,
So lets call a small cardigan,
By a new name the “bradigan”,
For something thats more than a shawl.
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Campaign for a New Word For the English Language (1 Botify)

If a computer tells you some news,
Thats good bad or set to confuse,
Instead of being “notified”,
I think that using “botified”,
Will be a word that we all could well use.
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Spineless Wonder

There once was a creature called Paul,
Who predicted the results in football,
He was right again and again,
Up to the final with Spain,
And even then the octopus made the right call.
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Balls

If at a ball you wish to look cute,
You should go in a smart dinner suit,
Unless you’re a girl,
Then give a dress a whirl,
And people will think you’re a beaut.
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Iphone four teething trouble

On launch day many people did stop,
In the queue outside the O2 shop,
They would spend their cash,
On phones that cannot do flash,
And with bugs that made the phone quite a flop.

…

So to phone you have to hold it just right,
Unless you can mount a good legal fight,
You could just run an app,
On the phone that is crap,
And use a landline instead of this shite.
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The Joy of Nags

There once was a persistent nagger,
Who tried to find men that she’d badger,
She’d go on and on,
‘Til the men had all gone,
And there was noone left who would still shag her.
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In Defence of the Geek (and against all those “cool” people with air for brains)

Some people will look down on a geek,
Which really is demonstrating some cheek,
These people are sick,
And totally thick,
As they live their pathetic existence each week.
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The Beautiful People

There are some people who are quite mathematic,
Who are capable of feats arithmetic,
They sit on their bums,
As their brains do some sums,
Yet they are perceived by many people as tragic.