Apparantly a type of person left us in a mess,
Our economy’s strength getting less and less,
These people are bankers,
They are such big wankers,
And they are totally full of bs.
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Category: Limerick
Within 7 days of producing the last limerick, I must produce another. No pressure!
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Management Consultant (Careers Advice)
If you like to annoy those doing honest work,
And if you don’t mind coming across as a berk,
Become a management consultant, Which will lead to the resultant, Consequence of you being labelled a jerk.
Become a management consultant, Which will lead to the resultant, Consequence of you being labelled a jerk.
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Accountancy and Lawyers
There once was a successful lawyer,
Who would sue you as soon as he saw ya,
He was a bit of a tit,
He was a total git,
But for tonnes of cash he’d fight a case for ya.
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Stockbroking for bisons
Once a bison was a big name in the city,
Who would buy stocks to add to his kitty, Other brokers found him scary, As he was definately more hairy, And he was also no doubt far more whitty.
Who would buy stocks to add to his kitty, Other brokers found him scary, As he was definately more hairy, And he was also no doubt far more whitty.
At Taunton in the afternoon sun,
Sussex got 25 all within over one,
But all out for one five nine,
So all ended fine,
As Somerset within 19 overs won.
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Apologies for Absence
The date on which England do play,
Is an odd time for a meeting I’d say,
But tho it does suck,
It turns out I’m in luck,
As Exeter University’s having their open day.
Something that would make most of us bleat,
Is deciding on the following time for us to meet, Wednesday at 4.10, As its this time when, Hopefully England will Slovenia beat.
Is deciding on the following time for us to meet, Wednesday at 4.10, As its this time when, Hopefully England will Slovenia beat.
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Flower Power
There is a creature as fine as a pearl,
Strange and scary who’ll make your toes curl,
It seems to gain powers,
From a cut bunch of flowers,
This is the mysterious thing known as a girl.
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Sunday Walks
A curious thing happened last Sunday,
When I was walking towards Staplehay,
The weather was hot,
And I found this quaint spot,
With a pond where the kingfishers play.
(artist impression)
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World Cup News
Netherlands today beat Denmark,
But the game really failed to spark,
Cameroon lost,
A game Japan bossed,
Italy and Paraguay drew after dark.