When ladies used to be on television nude,
It was considered both sexist and rude,
But its no longer titilation,
As its now liberation,
So join Gok Wan if you’re in the mood.
Category: Limerick
Within 7 days of producing the last limerick, I must produce another. No pressure!
It is a lot of effort getting revenge, and can leave you bitter and twisted. Also you may wonder if really you should have done what you did. How refreshing it is though when you find out life or someone else has done the dirty deed for you and it was nothing you did…
Revenge without guilt is a pleasure, One that is quite hard to measure, To see their burst bubble, As they run into trouble, Is one experience you just have to treasure. ~The downside is that you may feel guilty for feeling happy. The solution to this is to just stop feeling guilty, open a can of beer, relax and again enjoy the moment…
Harry the grumpy parrot says “I wouldn’t feel guilty, serves them right”
Categories
Probably The Ultimate Feeling
In my mind there is a bit of a fight,
Deciding the best of flavours that delight,
After a quick test,
I think that the best,
Is the combination of cheese and marmite.
Categories
The Equal Best Feeling In The World
An opportunity that I should always seize,
Is to taste a lovely cheddar cheese,
I think the best yet, Comes from Somerset, Its taste always will be able to please.
Is to taste a lovely cheddar cheese,
I think the best yet, Comes from Somerset, Its taste always will be able to please.
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The Best Feeling In The World
Some pleasures on reflection are slight,
But there is one thing that causes delight,
And that is to lob,
Into my gob,
Some toast spread thickly with marmite.*
~
(*an edible yeast extract with the visual properties of an industrial lubricant – Bill Bryson)
(*an edible yeast extract with the visual properties of an industrial lubricant – Bill Bryson)
Anteaters I dont think would be nice,
Bats also even if served with rice,
Cats i won’t eat for lunch,
Dogs are not what i’ll munch,
Earwigs? I would rather eat mice.
Artichokes I hate and are so hard to prepare,
Beetroot if you have please do not share,
Cucumber I won’t pick,
Dill pickles make me sick, Eggplants in food is not really fair.
Dill pickles make me sick, Eggplants in food is not really fair.
Categories
The Four Seasons
Summer with its warmth is such a delight,
I like a long day and a short night,
Spring I can bear,
Autumn a nightmare,
And winter is absolute shite.
Categories
Being a Twit
I was thinking of joining twitter today,
But I am doing nothing so have nothing to say,
If I’m doing something,
Terribly interesting,
I wont have the time to twitter away.