Its my annual rant about the Oscars, its not news, its probably about as corrupt as FIFA world cup decisions and I can make my own mind up about what is a good film. And the statue really doesn’t look all that good.Its the time for award ceremonies So that actors can be pompous with ease As everyone they thank Who created their celluloid wank That’s schmoozed best in their attempt to please
Which meant long trips at night for me from my bed,
But its a better summer, After out came a plumber, And our life is now better it must be said.
FE college staff have been informed that we must pay £68 for some sort of protection racket called the IFL. When pay freezes are the norm this group of clowns think that they should charge £68 up from £30. Benefits to us include a dull email newsletter and the fact we are forced to email them the hours CPD we do each year…If anything seemed like a joke this is it As a letter from these guys made me throw a fit I could not believe my eyes They want a 126% rise But worse they claim for me that there is some benefit
Ants are work hard and dont play silly games, But if you get down on the grass, With a magnifying glass, You’ll see that they burst out into flames.