For the summer I’ve said goodbye to my beard, As a face tan line would look a bit weird, My chin is now pink, Stubble washed down the sink, And I think a few people have cheered.
Category: New Year Resolutions 2010
It is good that it will be the summer, But one thing is a bit of a bummer, We will lose an hour, And this makes me sour, The longer autumn weekend is just dumber
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Animal Concert (Not a topical Limerick)
In the concert the cat sang meow, To a beautiful Moo from the Cow, The dog then did bark, To the song of the lark, And the oinking from Sally the Sow.
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Parents Evening
I met some of the parents last night,
And werent they an interesting sight,
One of the mums had a beard, Some of the dads were quite weird, I suppose most of them though were alright. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I got home from work about ten, Without food and was tired so then, I went to my bed, And rested my head, But not for long as I was woken again.
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The Vernal Equinox
We have just had the equinox that’s vernal, That winter had seemed quite eternal, Now the days will get longer, And the sun will get stronger, After that it will become Autumnal.
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Happy Birthday to Me (BOGOF limerick)
Happy Birthday to me so they say, And to celebrate I’m going away, For a day out in Bristol, In a coach that’s quite full, With students, that should make my day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the evening I shall have a beer, And another as well I do fear, I hope thats its fun, For everyone, And that my brother doesn’t cut through french weir.
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Mothering Sunday
Happy mothers day to everyone’s mum, Who for 9 months carrried us in their tum, Then they fed us with food, Brightened up our bad mood, And for the first years they wiped our dirty bum.
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Student Interviews 9th March
I had 4 interviews to do today, But the first one just stayed right away, The second wasn’t there, The third was elsewhere, And the fourth one also went astray.
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Avatar not winning best film oscar
Despite hating all the award ceremony back slapping tacky glitzy fake pretending to be all so much more important than the heart surgeons and relief workers of the world the 2010 Oscars at least got something right…
So Dances with Smurfs was not best, Though visually it may outclass the rest, The story was a bore, In 2D I’d snore, And to stay to the end would be a test.
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My Tribute to the Academy Awards
The Oscar cermony is full of glitz, But somehow just gets on my tits, Their pretentiousness may,
Cause me to say, Get a proper job you poncy gits.