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This weeks lessons (week beginning 18th January)

So I don’t hassle everyone with a thing I learn everyday I have decided to do a week at a time…

Monday : Learnt how to use the Fake Call feature on my phone

Tuesday : learnt that Sgorio on S4C on 14th December officially had 0 viewers, and the Swiss shot down 11 German planes in WW2

Wednesday : Found out that SOLA stands for Specific Off-Label Approval, but havent the foggiest quite what that might mean. Also found out there is a sheep “smiley” on MSN messenger

Thursday : Alliumphobia is the fear of garlic but can be extended to include onions (I also rediscovered the recipe for a good french onion soup to keep people with this disorder away). Not convinced about Anatidaephobia but I really hope there is a fear of a duck watching you – although must be a nightmare…

Friday : Didn’t want to learn similar things on consecutive days but apparantly some cruel b*st*rd came up with aibohphobia as the fear of palindromes, making sufferers fearful of admitting to what they are fearful of, and leading them to a desperate cycle of despair and doom. Incidently Aracnophobia I think is a justified fear. Aracnophilia is surely something that is more in need of treatment.

Saturday : Found out that I need to add an extra rule to my NYR which forbids me from cheating and looking at the learn something new everyday website, that I didnt know existed until today. Also learnt the longest recorded fart was 2 minutes and 45 seconds

Sunday : Learnt how to make an origami swan

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Limerick

The sad shaving accident

I once was a man with a beard,
Which has now with regret disappeared,
I didnt take care,
And trimmed too much hair,
So I shaved it so not to look weird
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Dan’s even later morning than usual

I was inspired by Dan getting up even later than 8.20 this morning…

I think Dan should get up at 8,
He didn’t today and was late,
To add to his doom,
He had forgotten which room,
Which gave students one hell of a wait.
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Strongbow

According to the Chief Medical Killjoy for the UK I should not consume more than 1.739 (440ml) cans of strongbow per day. If cans were 765 ml it would be one of those, or 2 at 382ml.

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Pizzas

Using a cunning scientific method I have discovered the ideal thickness for pizza bases… also learnt that it has been 9 years since sunderland scored at stamford bridge, so they can at least take some satisfaction from their 7-2 loss

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New Year Resolution still intact…

Even tho I didnt get to put down yesterdays thing I learnt, I did actually learn that Barnaby the Bear that I saw in the 70s is actually called Colargol. It is something that I think I should have known really, and is a slightly nicer name than Barnaby.

The Dancing Penguin

penguin

The Penguin likes to street dance in amongst the snow

But if you interrupt him a snowball he may throw

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Limerick

Campaign for the Moog to achieve more recognition

My waste of time at the moment has inspired limerick 3 and particularly despite it impressing me in many ways not being able to guess the moog of Doyley Woods (there again was the moog 100% dog or some sort of doglike crossbreed?)

There’s a site akinator dot com,
That can guess famous names with aplomb,
The engine Percy is there,
As is Paddington Bear,
But when the character’s the Moog it will bomb
http://wtw.tarka.org/moog.html
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Nokia Alerts

I only today realised the old nokia ring alert was morse code for SMS. I also learnt a bit about how trampolining competitions work, and that you can have 2 minutes bouncing around before you do your routine. Along with the existence of akinator.com* it has been a successful day…

* so far it has identified, benitez, Paddington bear, Vlad the impaler, Iggle Piggle, Fireman Sam, Percy the green Engine, Sam Fox and Peter O’Toole

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facebook maths

It is possible to put mathematical symbols in facebook and it has taken until today for me to find out how… but I have and so I am able to ∫ both my geek sides