If you do not want to be dead,
From a piano landing onto your head,
You’ll never stand,
Where the piano will land,
If you don’t get up and stay in your bed.
Tag: advice
The first stage is to cross the floor,
Then you need to open the door,
Look till you find
The thing on your mind
Close the fridge firmly to be sure
This method has been tested on a blob of marmitey cheese and does indeed work
If you want to have fish that looks nice,
First rub the skin with plenty of ice,
So it won’t tarnish,
Paint it with varnish,
And serve with a spoonful of rice.
First rub the skin with plenty of ice,
So it won’t tarnish,
Paint it with varnish,
And serve with a spoonful of rice.