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Lessons New Year Resolutions 2010

November 3rd – November 9th

Wednesday

African Pangolins mainly give birth to one offspring at a time whereas the Asian ones are more likely to go for twins or triplets.

Thursday

The collective noun for hamsters is a horde.

Friday

The real Maria Von Trapp made a fleeting appearance in The Sound of Music.

Saturday

Swindon Supermarine made this years FA cup 1st round, I can remember being entertained by a bad tempered game between them and Taunton Town a few years ago…

Sunday

A 600g box of jelly babies contains approximately 100 jelly babies.

Monday

The Hungarian Algorithm was actually dvised in america based on the previous work of 2 Hungarian Mathematicians.

Tuesday

140g of sugar puffs will give you 100% of the daily recommended amount of vitamin B1.

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Limerick

Practical Advice For Those Who Think Food Presentation is so Vital

If you want to have fish that looks nice,
First rub the skin with plenty of ice,
So it won’t tarnish,
Paint it with varnish,
And serve with a spoonful of rice.
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Limerick

Being Old and Messy With Doritos and Salsa Dip

I was eating some Doritos with dip,
When I found that the salsa did drip,
The tomato then met,
With the clean white carpet,
It is a mess and made the place look a tip.