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Dragons New Years Resolutions 2012

Chinese Zodiac: The Dog

The sign for all those who like to gnaw bones and chase sticks…

This is either the best or the worst of all the signs. If you are born in this year you are either a bitch, or you have bollocks that rival the knees of a bee.*

Just remember to walk once a day and to scoop up your mess when you do.

People born in the year of the dog are excellent at begging so give them a biscuit.

*see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bollocks

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