There is exciting news regarding my brother,
That has pleased our family (especially our mother*),
To his girlfriend he has said,
“How about we get wed?”
And she has agreed they belong with one another.
~
* Of course we are all pleased, but mother rhymes. And it has to be said that mothers are generally the proudest at moments like these…
Asking a worm to hold a daisy can be used as an alternative to a diamond engagement ring.
You can sometimes go to the shops and buy,
Mushrooms and other healthy fungi,
But for cheaper goods,
Pick them from the woods,
But don’t eat the red ones or you might die.
This is not an edible fungus so leave it for the gnomes!
My typing is often of a standard wquite bad
What I first tpyetype often looks very sad
I am otfenoften deleting
Bbefore I’m complaeting
And it is beginning to drive me sopmaf mad
There once was a Loris quite slow,Who in life would just go with the flow,He would show surprise,With his big cute eyes,And give cheeky winks at any female he’d know.
There is a covering that goes on the floor,
You see it when you go through the door,
But dont let your pet,
Get it all wet,
Else the carpet won’t be nice any more.
~
Stan likes to travel, and his travelogs are always very popular. He has recently returned from a trip to the Himalayas where he decided to seek out some ancient wisdom…
I learnt how to upgrade my mobile phone system, and the importance of backing up the phonebook when I do!
Tuesday
I learnt that Arnie says “I’ll be back” in 8 films.
Wednesday
I learnt and am experimenting with the Hippopotamus defence in chess. (Where pawns sit back a bit, the pieces lie in wait just under the water like a hippo. But get too close and the hippo is a dangerous beast… as some claim the hippo defence does).
Thursday
I finally learnt the rules of backgammon.
Friday
Bryan Adams video “Everything I do” was filmed partly around Holford and Kilve in Somerset.
Saturday
Asparagus does affect my urine smell (up to now I had not noticed….)
Sunday
I learnt how to spell béarnaise sauce, easier to spell than mayonnaise in many ways.
