As we hope England will win the first prize,
But we really know,
Out on penalties we’ll go,
As way over the crossbar one flies.
[June 2010 update : england went for the just play utter shite option instead!]
[June 2010 update : england went for the just play utter shite option instead!]
There once was a team called Chelsea Who this year won Premiership number 3* Today they scored 8 In a game that was great And Man U are second hee hee hee
*Chelseas first league win was under the old system when it was not called the premiership and people used to stand and watch the game in flat caps. I am proud of the history but four did not rhyme with hee and art is art.
Monday – I learnt that there is a new organisation the YPLA (lets hear it for the YPLA! Young Persons Learning Agency) that replaces the LSC. Possibly the dullest lesson of the year so far, A toxophilite being an archery lover is a far more interesting fact.
Tuesday – It takes about 9 months to get to Mars and rockets need to leave the earth at a minimum speed of 17000mph
Wednesday – Franck Ribery has been accused of inappropiate activity with an inappropiately aged call girl – so it looks like he is Chelsea bound. Also if the voting in the general election makes the lib dems have the most votes, the conservatives 2nd and labour 3rd it will probably result in the reverse when it comes to seats (I think I suspected this anyway). Also nice guys outperform nasty guys in tasks (apart from women attracting possibly as they are often less exciting!)
Thursday – I learnt zebras arent good subjects for limericks due to the various pronouncitaions
Friday – Shakespeare may not have been born on St George’s day
Saturday – Robbie Savage was a trainee at Manchester United before moving to Crewe Alexandra
Sunday – Reneee Walker will not be in any future series of 24. I am surprised that my addiction to finding out what happens before it does in a lot of tv series didn’t make me learn about her death earlier (i.e. I will read a spoiler if I come across one)
Thursday – Bree Van De Kamp is a desperate housewife. In a way I think we all have a bit of the desperate housewife in us, even us unmarried men. I think it is the desperate bit, and maybe the house. homeless men just have the desperate part probably.
Good Friday- The UK has a space agency…wonder what on earth it does (or what in space it does). There are 11 species of wobbegong and the wobbegong started swimming about in the Jurassic period.
Saturday- When in a live sky sports football match is shown in the second half they scroll the teams across the bottom of the screen (this I already knew). What I discovered today is that players on a yellow card have their names helpfully written in yellow instead of white. Not sure whether this has always been so or whether this is a new thing. Also Randy Newman wrote “Miss you” about his 1st wife while married to his second.
Easter Sunday- Donkeys can live over 50 years