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Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Denmark what are you thinking of…

Maybe disaster for the great Danish people…marmite could be banned

Its against civil liberties to ban marmite
But Denmark may consider such action right
We would not ban bacon rashers
So don’t be marmite bashers
The lovers of the stuff know how to fight!

see also…To my friend

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Kebabs Poetry

A bit of Shakespeare

Shakespeare
He would not eat a doner, but he loves marmite.

I think if Shakespeare would have been around now he may have written something like this…

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
Let us have kebab with lettuce and tomato for our tea,
But not the elephant leg type, that is not for me.

Elsewhere in another sonnet he waxes lyrical about marmite…

But wherefore do not you a marmitier way
Make war upon this bloody tyrant, Time?

In this quote I think Shakespeare is suggestin marmite consumption can keep you looking young.

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Lessons

Lessons for a wetter July week (19th – 25th July)

Monday

Marmite is named after the type of french cooking pot which appears on the label.

Tuesday

10th of October is metric day. Wonder if Clintons will make cards for it…

Wednesday

Lattice multiplication has been about in Europe since the 13th century.

Thursday

India recently approved a new symbol for the rupee after a nationwide competition. 

Friday

I learnt a neat trick for sketching cartoons using a blue pencil and GIMP

http://www.georgetoon.com/blog/blue/

Saturday

UK postcodes in the second group of letters exclude the letters CIKMOV as they may be confused with other numbers or letters.

Sunday

Rabbits do not vomit, they are incapable of it. Cecotropes is the name given to the produce of their anus that they eat to give food a second go through their digestive system.

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Limerick

Probably The Ultimate Feeling

In my mind there is a bit of a fight,
Deciding the best of flavours that delight,
After a quick test,
I think that the best,
Is the combination of cheese and marmite.
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Limerick

The Best Feeling In The World

Some pleasures on reflection are slight,
But there is one thing that causes delight,
And that is to lob,
Into my gob,
Some toast spread thickly with marmite.*
~
(*an edible yeast extract with the visual properties of an industrial lubricant – Bill Bryson)