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Doodles

How the Universe Could be a Better Place

They say that at the end of the rainbow there is a pot of gold, but in my opinion it would be far better if there was a wedge of cheese at the end of every rainbow. Although it would theoretically be possible to use rainbow gold to buy cheese this would take time and would be subject to global markets, whereas the price of cheese is stable and therefore a less risky investment. Also using the rainbow gold to get the best house loans by considering different options.

Also I would think rainbow cheese would be very special and unique, whereas gold is a basic element. Anyone desperate for gold could always sell their cheese, it is just a question of looking for it in those hidden places.

 

Special cheese is always worth the effort of discovering. Get a hard to spell* mythical little man to look for you.
Special cheese is always worth the effort of discovering. Get a hard to spell mythical little man to look for you.
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Lessons New Year Resolutions 2010

24th – 30th November lessons

Wednesday

The first 4 digits of the security number on a credit or debit card is the last 4 digits of the card.

Thursday

Brick cheese (which I was told does not exist when at school) is from the USA (Winconsin).

Friday

Nicole Kidman named her child Sunday.

Saturday

The first christmas card was designed in 1853

Sunday

Weston-Super-Mare pier has a go kart track in it

Monday

Traffic was banned from Oxford Street and Regent Street last Saturday.

Tuesday

A sloth is faster than a giant tortoise

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Lessons

August 2nd – 8th lessons

Monday

Einstein found E=mc^2  by guesswork, not by experiment.

Tuesday

I found that I like Old Amsterdam cheese.

Wednesday

A 8 week old kitten has a stomach the size of a walnut.

Thursday

I learnt how to assemble an office chair.

Friday

There is no native toads in Madagascar

Saturday

The scoville scale for chillis was created in 1902

Sunday

A donkey is stronger than a horse of the same size.

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Limerick

Probably The Ultimate Feeling

In my mind there is a bit of a fight,
Deciding the best of flavours that delight,
After a quick test,
I think that the best,
Is the combination of cheese and marmite.
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Limerick

The Equal Best Feeling In The World

An opportunity that I should always seize,
Is to taste a lovely cheddar cheese,
I think the best yet,
Comes from Somerset,
Its taste always will be able to please.