Against the Aussies the Germans scored four,
They had chances to score even more,
They were good but still,
The red card for Cahill,
Was a decision that was particularly poor.
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Category: Limerick
Within 7 days of producing the last limerick, I must produce another. No pressure!
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World Cup Day 2 (England v USA)
There are plenty of places where,
You can watch tonights affair,
As for the score for Korea,
And Argentina no fear,
If its not England today I don’t care.
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There are some things that are better not seen, Like what happened to poor Robert Green, Yet ITV showed an advert, Which seemed to divert, Our attention from Gerrard’s goal that had been.
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World Cup Opening Day Report
So France and Uruguay could not score,
The game ended up as a draw,
Gonzales tackled too hard,
And hence got a red card,
But apart from that the game was a bore.
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Big Brother
There once was a programme on 4,
That was such a tedious bore,
There’ll be no other,
Series of Big Brother,
Thank goodness this shite is nor more.
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It usually involved a housemate Who the others would always berate We’d hope some had nookie And we’d bet at the bookie For the winner who I’d always hate…
So its come to this one last boring time That a bunch of good for nothing slime Will live everyday In the same way It really is a televisual crime(Indonesian Version)
Alkisah ada seekor bekantan, Asalnya dari Kalimantan, Bentuk hidungnya mesum, Tapi baunya harum, Lebih harum dari ratu selatan.(English Version)
There once was a proboscis monkey, That in Kalimantan you could see, He had a rude nose, But smelt like a rose, Unlike the Queen of the South who was smelly.
Its exciting listening to the rain,
Tho a thought has come into my brain,
Its not quite so fine,
For washing on the line,
That will have to be washed yet again.
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A Salutary Tale of Culinary Woe
Sometimes I do think that I,
Need to ask myself why,
I do things that are silly, Like touching chilli, Then rubbing myself in the eye.
I do things that are silly, Like touching chilli, Then rubbing myself in the eye.
If you do not want to be dead,
From a piano landing onto your head,
You’ll never stand,
Where the piano will land,
If you don’t get up and stay in your bed.
Where the piano will land,
If you don’t get up and stay in your bed.
The first stage is to cross the floor,
Then you need to open the door,
Look till you find
The thing on your mind
Close the fridge firmly to be sure
This method has been tested on a blob of marmitey cheese and does indeed work
If you want to have fish that looks nice,
First rub the skin with plenty of ice,
So it won’t tarnish,
Paint it with varnish,
And serve with a spoonful of rice.
First rub the skin with plenty of ice,
So it won’t tarnish,
Paint it with varnish,
And serve with a spoonful of rice.