The date on which England do play,
Is an odd time for a meeting I’d say,
But tho it does suck,
It turns out I’m in luck,
As Exeter University’s having their open day.
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Category: New Year Resolutions 2010
Something that would make most of us bleat,
Is deciding on the following time for us to meet, Wednesday at 4.10, As its this time when, Hopefully England will Slovenia beat.
Is deciding on the following time for us to meet, Wednesday at 4.10, As its this time when, Hopefully England will Slovenia beat.
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Flower Power
There is a creature as fine as a pearl,
Strange and scary who’ll make your toes curl,
It seems to gain powers,
From a cut bunch of flowers,
This is the mysterious thing known as a girl.
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Sunday Walks
A curious thing happened last Sunday,
When I was walking towards Staplehay,
The weather was hot,
And I found this quaint spot,
With a pond where the kingfishers play.
(artist impression)
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World Cup News
Netherlands today beat Denmark,
But the game really failed to spark,
Cameroon lost,
A game Japan bossed,
Italy and Paraguay drew after dark.
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Germany v Australia
Against the Aussies the Germans scored four,
They had chances to score even more,
They were good but still,
The red card for Cahill,
Was a decision that was particularly poor.
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World Cup Day 2 (England v USA)
There are plenty of places where,
You can watch tonights affair,
As for the score for Korea,
And Argentina no fear,
If its not England today I don’t care.
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There are some things that are better not seen, Like what happened to poor Robert Green, Yet ITV showed an advert, Which seemed to divert, Our attention from Gerrard’s goal that had been.
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World Cup Opening Day Report
So France and Uruguay could not score,
The game ended up as a draw,
Gonzales tackled too hard,
And hence got a red card,
But apart from that the game was a bore.
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Big Brother
There once was a programme on 4,
That was such a tedious bore,
There’ll be no other,
Series of Big Brother,
Thank goodness this shite is nor more.
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It usually involved a housemate Who the others would always berate We’d hope some had nookie And we’d bet at the bookie For the winner who I’d always hate…
So its come to this one last boring time That a bunch of good for nothing slime Will live everyday In the same way It really is a televisual crime(Indonesian Version)
Alkisah ada seekor bekantan, Asalnya dari Kalimantan, Bentuk hidungnya mesum, Tapi baunya harum, Lebih harum dari ratu selatan.(English Version)
There once was a proboscis monkey, That in Kalimantan you could see, He had a rude nose, But smelt like a rose, Unlike the Queen of the South who was smelly.