FA Cup Doodles

The FA Cup final kick off was even more annoying for those of us watching from Shanghai, especially as beer drinking started at 3pm Local time (over 9 hours till kick off). I have often thought that ideas I come up with while having beers are among my best but I keep forgetting them before the morning after hangover. On FA Cup Saturday I decided to record ideas I had (each one represents an extra one or two beers)…

Idea 1 : What does a Foxy Lady really look like?

Foxy ladies seem like a good idea but they can get mange and will go through your bins at night

2. Are birds as good at dancing as they claim to be?

Dancing Bird

3. How can you tell the sex of a fish?

4. As pleasant as the sight of a full beer glass is it is all about context, and somewhere else it may not be as attractive

How I feel after one too many

5. Shanghai would have made a great setting for King Kong

I was in the Blue Frog looking up at this Panda scaling Shanghai's World Financial Centre. I am sure this is what it looked like from the other bank.

6. Are there such things as squirrel vampires?

So obviously I do not have good world changing ideas whilst drinking…

Lessons New Year Resolutions 2010

November 3rd – November 9th


African Pangolins mainly give birth to one offspring at a time whereas the Asian ones are more likely to go for twins or triplets.


The collective noun for hamsters is a horde.


The real Maria Von Trapp made a fleeting appearance in The Sound of Music.


Swindon Supermarine made this years FA cup 1st round, I can remember being entertained by a bad tempered game between them and Taunton Town a few years ago…


A 600g box of jelly babies contains approximately 100 jelly babies.


The Hungarian Algorithm was actually dvised in america based on the previous work of 2 Hungarian Mathematicians.


140g of sugar puffs will give you 100% of the daily recommended amount of vitamin B1.