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Doodles Limerick

Somerset la la la

It turns out that the beard worn by Hall,
Was not very lucky at all,
Somerset won by a mile,
This caused me to smile,
We shall go to Southampton and all have a ball.
~
Hamster Cricket
So as not to violate copyright, have recreated a Trego six using a hamster called Gareth.
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Limerick

Facebook

I thought, “If only life was a bit more like wastebook”,
So I decided to give this idea a quick look,
But when I gave a girl a poke,
Her boyfriend did choke,
And he caught me with a hefty right hook.
~
man poking lady
What you do in facebook should probably stay on facebook.
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Lessons

Lessons for a wetter July week (19th – 25th July)

Monday

Marmite is named after the type of french cooking pot which appears on the label.

Tuesday

10th of October is metric day. Wonder if Clintons will make cards for it…

Wednesday

Lattice multiplication has been about in Europe since the 13th century.

Thursday

India recently approved a new symbol for the rupee after a nationwide competition. 

Friday

I learnt a neat trick for sketching cartoons using a blue pencil and GIMP

http://www.georgetoon.com/blog/blue/

Saturday

UK postcodes in the second group of letters exclude the letters CIKMOV as they may be confused with other numbers or letters.

Sunday

Rabbits do not vomit, they are incapable of it. Cecotropes is the name given to the produce of their anus that they eat to give food a second go through their digestive system.

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Doodles Lazy rabbit

Donald the Lazy Rabbit’s proverbs

Donald the lazy rabbit
Donald the lazy rabbit

Never do today what can be left till tomorrow.

If a thing is worth doing, someone else is bound to do it to save you the hassle.

People in glass houses should chill.

Look before you sleep.

Better never than late.

Don’t count your chickens, they will still be there tomorrow.

Make hay another day.

He who sleeps first, sleeps longest.

Let sleeping rabbits lie.

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Grumpy Parrot

Mondays Child (by Harry the Grumpy Parrot)

Monday’s child has a funny face,
Tuesday’s child is a waste of space,
Wednesday’s child has a hairy back,
Thursday’s child is hooked on crack,
Friday’s child is spotty and sick,
Saturday’s child is stupid and thick
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day,
Will either be bald or prematurely grey.
~
Harry the grumpy parrot
Harry the grumpy parrot
Mondays child is fair of face,
Tuesdays child is full of grace,
Wednesdays child is full of woe,
Thursdays child has far to go,
Fridays child is loving and giving,
Saturdays child works hard for his living,
And the child that is born on the Sabbath day
Is bonny and blithe, and good and gay.
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Doodles

Lorem Ipsum

I often wondered what this meant on design templates and now I know… Lorem is a private school educated slug. A charming slug, posh nice but a bit dim but has money so that doesn’t worry him.

Lorem Ipsum
Lorem Ipsum esq.
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Grumpy Parrot

The Naked Office (Virgin 1) – TV Review by Harry

Harry the grumpy parrot
Harry the grumpy parrot

Harry Says,”How on earth is going to work naked on national TV going to help? Cover up, please. TV is not what it used to be, its now just filth and rubbish.”

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Limerick

How To Look Good Naked (Channel 4) – TV Review

When ladies used to be on television nude,
It was considered both sexist and rude,
But its no longer titilation,
As its now liberation,
So join Gok Wan if you’re in the mood.
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Doodles

Karl Marx the businessman

More from the secret life of Karl Marx…

Karl Marx businessman
Karl Marx oiling the capitalist machine in his role as chief executive of a large multinational.
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Grumpy Parrot Limerick

Revenge is a dish served cold, but even better by someone else :-)

It is a lot of effort getting revenge, and can leave you bitter and twisted. Also you may wonder if really you should have done what you did. How refreshing it is though when you find out life or someone else has done the dirty deed for you and it was nothing you did…

Revenge without guilt is a pleasure,
One that is quite hard to measure,
To see their burst bubble,
As they run into trouble,
Is one experience you just have to treasure.
~

The downside is that you may feel guilty for feeling happy. The solution to this is to just stop feeling guilty, open a can of beer, relax and again enjoy the moment…

Harry the grumpy parrot
Harry the grumpy parrot

Harry the grumpy parrot says “I wouldn’t feel guilty, serves them right”