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Amphibian Friends
There once was a mexican frog,
Who lived in a nice hollow log,
His friend Axolotl,
Lived in a bottle,
And they had fun playing around in their bog.
Category: Limerick
Within 7 days of producing the last limerick, I must produce another. No pressure!
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Dan’s Birthday
There once was a fake yank called Dan, Who was pizzas number one fan, He goes early to bed, Beer goes straight to his head, So be careful today you old man.
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Homophonic Sheep
There once was a fluffy old ewe,
Who didn’t eat grass under a yew,
She said to her son,
It does not get much sun,
And is not quite as nutritious for you.
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Homophonic Theatre Limerick
The theatre was full of beer scents,
And drunk actors were not making sense,
The audience smelt booze,
Hence the actors got boos,
The tickets werent worth more than 2 cents.
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Homophonic Wedding Limerick
Said the groom to the priest “I’ll,
Watch my bride walk down the aisle,
My love will not alter,
As we stand by the altar,
And we’ll honeymoon on some remote isle.”
I was eating some Doritos with dip,
When I found that the salsa did drip,
The tomato then met,
With the clean white carpet,
It is a mess and made the place look a tip.
If an amphibian is something that’ll suit,
There’s a salamander that is a beaut, Its cute little smile, Wins by a mile, Overall the axolotl is cute.
There’s a salamander that is a beaut, Its cute little smile, Wins by a mile, Overall the axolotl is cute.
There once was a team called Chelsea Who this year won Premiership number 3* Today they scored 8 In a game that was great And Man U are second hee hee hee
*Chelseas first league win was under the old system when it was not called the premiership and people used to stand and watch the game in flat caps. I am proud of the history but four did not rhyme with hee and art is art.
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Proportional Representation
For those who are confused with PR, It involves deals being done in the bar, And we can all vote, For any old goat, And we can kiss decision making ta-ta.
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Hung Parliaments
Our parliament is now well hung, After the last one had taken a bung, So noone has won, Which is no fun, Lets replace them with hot steaming dung.