Said the groom to the priest “I’ll,
Watch my bride walk down the aisle,
My love will not alter,
As we stand by the altar,
And we’ll honeymoon on some remote isle.”
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Category: New Year Resolutions 2010
I was eating some Doritos with dip,
When I found that the salsa did drip,
The tomato then met,
With the clean white carpet,
It is a mess and made the place look a tip.
If an amphibian is something that’ll suit,
There’s a salamander that is a beaut, Its cute little smile, Wins by a mile, Overall the axolotl is cute.
There’s a salamander that is a beaut, Its cute little smile, Wins by a mile, Overall the axolotl is cute.
There once was a team called Chelsea Who this year won Premiership number 3* Today they scored 8 In a game that was great And Man U are second hee hee hee
*Chelseas first league win was under the old system when it was not called the premiership and people used to stand and watch the game in flat caps. I am proud of the history but four did not rhyme with hee and art is art.
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Proportional Representation
For those who are confused with PR, It involves deals being done in the bar, And we can all vote, For any old goat, And we can kiss decision making ta-ta.
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Hung Parliaments
Our parliament is now well hung, After the last one had taken a bung, So noone has won, Which is no fun, Lets replace them with hot steaming dung.
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General Erection* Eve
So there’s about to be an election,
And our MPs are up for selection,
Armed with soundbite,
Sounding quite trite,
With policies that sound bland on inspection.
* typo
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“Cat Poo” Coffee Time
To have a palm civet is apparantly good luck,
If you want coffee that costs quite a buck,
You collect its poo,
And from that make a brew,
And savour some kopi luwak.
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First May Lessons…(1st and 2nd of May)
Saturday
Kopi Luwak is the name of the “cat poo” coffee that is made from beans that have been through the asian palm civet (which is not a cat). I also deduced correctly that the power of hindsight is subtely different and more powerful than foresight although together I bet they would make a powerful world beating combo.
Sunday
Used ground coffee can be used as a fertiliser
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Hindsight man
Power of Hindsight man the future he’ll see,
And is someone that i’d like to be,
Along with foresight fox, An opportunity knocks, To lend my powers out for quite a fee.