15th March – 21st March

Monday – Excitingly along with the vitamin D I am getting from the sunshine I also get 167% of my daily vitamin C requirement from one bottle of orange juice in the college canteen. Another spring thing I learnt is that spring moves 3 times faster in the US than in the UK (1 mile per hour in a northerly direction in the US).

Tuesday – I think I must have forgotten this but there is a tan rule that can be used for triangles (not as useful as the cosine and sine rule though).

Wednesday – When dating churches, holding digits against the window can help you date them. One thumb Norman (1000-1175), Index Finger Early English 1175 – 1275, three fingers (not little) Decorated (1275-1375) and the whole hand Perpendicular 1375-1575. Incidently in this case dating churches is not referring to taking them out for a nice candlelit meal.

Thursday – Jeans are stronger if the double stitching is in the inside leg. Also the pocket bags should be sewn into the inner hem if they are good quality. I also learnt what a pattern block was, my fashion awareness is growing stronger daily…

Friday (41st Birthday!) – Bakers Dolphin coaches have been in business before the invention of the coach, 130 years.

Saturday – Cafe Nero milano hot chocolate is now served in glasses.

Sunday – The cricket superstition that a nelson (111) is bad luck is possibly because the number has the appearance of wickets with the bails removed.

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Limerick

The Vernal Equinox

We have just had the equinox that’s vernal,
That winter had seemed quite eternal,
Now the days will get longer,
And the sun will get stronger,
After that it will become Autumnal.
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Limerick

Happy Birthday to Me (BOGOF limerick)

Happy Birthday to me so they say,
And to celebrate I’m going away,
For a day out in Bristol,
In a coach that’s quite full,
With students, that should make my day.
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In the evening I shall have a beer,
And another as well I do fear,
I hope thats its fun,
For everyone,
And that my brother doesn’t cut through french weir.
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Doodles

An ideal man…

I am not an ideal man but to some people the ideal man has broad shoulders a glint in the eye (maybe not showing the evil other eye) and a good trouser bulge…

ideal man

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Minutes of meetings

Minutes of the Area Meeting March

March was a particularly interesting meeting…

area march

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Minutes of meetings

Tutor meeting minutes

One of our strengths at the college has to be our fine tutorial system. This is the result of the discussions at the February tutor meeting…

tutor feb

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Minutes of meetings

Area meeting minutes for february…

I thought it was good that these were made widely available as they contain insight into educational practice…

area feb

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Limerick

Mothering Sunday

Happy mothers day to everyone’s mum,
Who for 9 months carrried us in their tum,
Then they fed us with food,
Brightened up our bad mood,
And for the first years they wiped our dirty bum.

March 8th – March 14th

Monday – A golden raspberry award costs £3 to make, congratulations to Sandra Bullock for getting hers (oh and the oscar I suppose too). The most expensive ticket for the Wigan v Liverpool game was £28. Also it is commonwealth week. I only realised today that Singapore is a member of the commonwealth.

Tuesday – We live in something known as the Goldilocks Zone, (or more boringly known as the habitable Zone). it is where a planet is neither too hot nor cold for life, but just right. Canada is the worlds second biggest nation.

Wednesday – There are 460 Bingo Halls in the UK

Thursday –  Anti-wrinkle cream is an outrageous con. It works by adding acid to the skin, irritating it and swelling it to get rid of the wrinkles. Apparantly you might as well be rubbing vinegar in.

Friday – Lewis Carroll invented the word chortle (from Jabberwocky)

Saturday – Learnt that my brother fell into a ditch on his way home from a night out last December and had great difficulty getting out. In fact was lucky to but it is funny now that we know he survived the experience.

Sunday – 2 ingredients that are not listed in Morrisons Dandelion and Burdock are dandelion and burdock (however it does contain carrot)

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Limerick

Student Interviews 9th March

I had 4 interviews to do today,
But the first one just stayed right away,
The second wasn’t there,
The third was elsewhere,
And the fourth one also went astray.