Mike's World (brain farts and other adventures)It was claimed that you cannot get better than a Kwik Fit Fitter (by Kwik Fit of course). I decided to put this to the test by putting a Kwik Fit Fitter against a Cheetah in a 100m dash. Unfortunately it turns out that he is no better than the tiger who was entered alongside him in the heats…
Although the Union Flag flies on the Falkland Islands, and quite right too, it has to be said that Argentina do like to use the Falklands as a diplomatic football. If self-determination and history do count for nothing meaning Argentina do ever get sovereignty over those who are descended from original settlers and the indigenous population (the penguins) I would suggest that this could be a good flag design…
If you are the type of person with a small pointy beard, you often walk up mountains, you are also incredibly horny it is likely you were born in the Chinese year of the goat…
People born in the year of the horse tend to be whipped a lot, wear leather harnesses, go on all fours and let people ride them.