Things my brain has done...

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Taunton and Somerset People

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Post date April 11, 2010
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There was a young man from Taunton,

Who was clever and witty and fun,

Thats what you get,

In green Somerset,

Inspiration within everyone.

Tags somerset, Taunton

Limerick

Horses running around and jumping over things then doing it all over again for a second time unless they unseat their riders or break a leg and have to be put down aka The Grand National

So again it is Grand National day,

Soon the horses will be on their way,

Many will falter,

On the jumps and the water,

And gamblers will lose half their pay.

Tags Grand National, Horse Racing

Limerick

The Beatles, a scientific critique

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Post date April 9, 2010
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Sung four young men from liverpool,

“All you need is love” and they were cool,

But there again,

Forgetting oxygen,

Would only be done by a fool.

Tags Beatles

Limerick

Lazy Trees (Can’t be arsed to grow leaves. They stand around all naked in winter then stand around in the summer months, they should get a job)

In Toy Town there are many trees,

Its spring but they still have no leaves,

When I’m out for a walk,

If to these plants I would talk,

I’d tell them to grow green shoots please.

Tags spring, Trees

Doodles

The Dodgy Smell at the Cricket

Post author By mc
Post date April 6, 2010
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The Trescothick stand can sometimes be whiffy,

So sitting there is somewhat iffy,

But its a good view of the cricket,

Watching us take a wicket,

And cheering on someone called Stiffy.

Tags cricket

The first April Lessons…

Post author By mc
Post date April 5, 2010
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Thursday – Bree Van De Kamp is a desperate housewife. In a way I think we all have a bit of the desperate housewife in us, even us unmarried men. I think it is the desperate bit, and maybe the house. homeless men just have the desperate part probably.
Good Friday- The UK has a space agency…wonder what on earth it does (or what in space it does). There are 11 species of wobbegong and the wobbegong started swimming about in the Jurassic period.
Saturday- When in a live sky sports football match is shown in the second half they scroll the teams across the bottom of the screen (this I already knew). What I discovered today is that players on a yellow card have their names helpfully written in yellow instead of white. Not sure whether this has always been so or whether this is a new thing. Also Randy Newman wrote “Miss you” about his 1st wife while married to his second.
Easter Sunday- Donkeys can live over 50 years