There once was a Loris quite slow,Who in life would just go with the flow,He would show surprise,With his big cute eyes,And give cheeky winks at any female he’d know.
It is something people ought to know,How to tell apart Alfonso from Alfonso,One is a cricketer the other a kitten,Who when you see you’ll be smitten,So I hope that confusion will now go.
For more info seehttps://mikecampworld.com/blog/2010/08/13/good-luck-somerset/
There once was a lady from Chard,
Whose facial hair made her look hard,
Her uncle was her brother,
Her sister also her mother,
But bearded ladies there are quite avant garde.
~
The people of Chard are pedigree people
After acting in one of her greatest shows,
Brenda the stage mouse smiles and glows,
It was acting without flaws,
And she deserved the applause,
And was covered in a deluge of rose.
~She may be a prima donna, but the audience just love her
There once was a pedifile from Switzerland,
More suited for foot than a hand,
It apparantly can win,
Against foots hardened skin,
And can make your feet feel rather grand.
~
http://www.simplyfeet.co.uk/p-314-bio-sana-pedifile.aspx
You will have lovely feet but your neighbours will give you strange looks when you tell them you have a pedifile in the house…
“Cute asp” they said to their egyptian queen,
“Its the cutest asp that we had ever seen”,
Cleo made a mistake,
Was bit by the snake,
And she died and her skin turned all green.
~
There was a fine alien called Joe,
Who knew how to put on a show,
He was a bit of a romancer,
And was the moons best dancer,
Ladies were always willing to give him a go.
Joe dancing on the moon for the ladies
There is a land that time does forget,
The beautiful county of Somerset,
It has often been said,
The locals are inbred,
But it has some of the finest scenery I have seen yet.
~
It sometimes looks as if Somerset has not changed at all over time
It turns out that the beard worn by Hall,
Was not very lucky at all,
Somerset won by a mile,
This caused me to smile,
We shall go to Southampton and all have a ball.
~
So as not to violate copyright, have recreated a Trego six using a hamster called Gareth.
I thought, “If only life was a bit more like wastebook”,
So I decided to give this idea a quick look,
But when I gave a girl a poke,
Her boyfriend did choke,
And he caught me with a hefty right hook.
~
What you do in facebook should probably stay on facebook.
There was a fine alien called Joe,
Who knew how to put on a show,
He was a bit of a romancer,
And was the moons best dancer,
Ladies were always willing to give him a go.
