There are things that help the blood to clot
And you should have of these quite a lot
So have some of mine
Then you’ll be fine
If a low platelet count you have got
Its my annual rant about the Oscars, its not news, its probably about as corrupt as FIFA world cup decisions and I can make my own mind up about what is a good film. And the statue really doesn’t look all that good.
Its the time for award ceremonies
So that actors can be pompous with ease
As everyone they thank
Who created their celluloid wank
That’s schmoozed best in their attempt to please
The upstairs toilet leaked from a crossthread,
Which meant long trips at night for me from my bed,
But its a better summer,
After out came a plumber,
And our life is now better it must be said.
I have been known to indulge in a bit of cat sitting, it enables me to get away from the hectic world of my house and get on and produce the odd cheeky doodle. I then can maybe feed the cat when necessary. So here is a behind the scenes look at me working on one…
I find drawing in between the paws works wellAlfonso casts his critical eye over the work
I was so pleased to be able to demonstrate at last the art of mathematical modelling, and thanks to receiving this from www.selfexamdoodles.com (artist Claire Pitt – every Friday one lucky facebook fan wins a doodle) I think everyone can appreciate a mathematical model.
Incidently after phoning the model I now know her name is Zeta…
Anyway, its an excellent site and so well worth plugging…
FE college staff have been informed that we must pay £68 for some sort of protection racket called the IFL. When pay freezes are the norm this group of clowns think that they should charge £68 up from £30. Benefits to us include a dull email newsletter and the fact we are forced to email them the hours CPD we do each year…
If anything seemed like a joke this is it
As a letter from these guys made me throw a fit
I could not believe my eyes
They want a 126% rise
But worse they claim for me that there is some benefit
Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer will pay his £68, will send in his CPD evidence on time but only for a cut of the profits...
There once was a feisty young cat
Who exercised and strengthened so that
He was faster than most
And silent as a ghost
So he could disembowel a passing rat
Alfonso has learnt the ways of the Ninja
