Sticklebacks in Love

As it is nearly V-day here is a romantic little poem inspired by the fact sticklebacks can change sex…

John and Freda were a stickleback pair
Who at first felt a great deal of lust
So their lives they decided to share
As in each other they found that they could trust
~
The lust waned after year four
And life together started to drag
John was becoming a bore
And Freda would consistently nag
~
But stickleback males can change
If they want nagging to stop
They turn female, to them its not strange
So John became Joanne without even a chop
~
So then Joanna and Freda were fine
And life was great and they gave not a toss
As they met for a glass of white wine
And had hours of fine girlie goss
~
But there was a thing in life that they did miss
And that was the company of a male
A hug, a cuddle and a passionate kiss
So they had a solution that could not fail
~
So Freda decided she would become Fred
And together the two fish would cavort
Until eventually the sticklebacks wed
(This despite Freds obsession with farting and sport)
~
Joanne wished she shared Freds obsession too
But she preferred instead to go to the shop
Fred said “I wish I could chat sport with you”
So Johanna became John and got a replica top
~
So they both enjoyed watching the water polo
For a while until their loins filled with sexual need
They did not want to fulfill their needs solo
So Fred became Freda so they could do the deed
~
So what sex they are now is anyones guess
As they change to whatever they feel best
But far from thier lives being a mess
Life is always new and they feel blessed
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New Year Resolutions 2011 Sonnets

Toilet trouble

An attempt at a more italian style, the volta is the point at which i have given up and have lost my enthusiasm for fiddling with a cistern and dripping pipe…

We had no flush in our upstairs toilet
The problem was not too hard to discern
We needed a new part in the cistern
A job not hard that we thought should be met
Even though the property is one that’s let
So repairs aren’t something we have to turn
But toilet function I did actually once learn
But this repair i would like to forget
It would be nice to be mended for spring
But I think it will be broken till summer
It is very possibly the most recent thing
That has now made me feel somewhat dumber
Maybe I should just to the phone now swing
And let it be done by an expert plumber
toilet and cat
We could all use a litter tray like cats do.
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Doodles

The generating coat

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Lorem Ipsum esq.

I had an extraordinary experience while staring into the eyes of an Ideas Bear. How about utilising wind turbines to absorb wind and then convert the wind power into electricity. All this in the form of a fashionable coat.

Wind generator coat hybrid

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Lazy rabbit Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Happy New Year of the Rampant Rabbit

I have had a year of tiger beer but think this new year is more of a female biased one…

To celebrate the year of the rabbit,
If you are into the habit,
You can indulge a vice,
With a swanky device,
So rush to Anne Summers and grab it.

Two rabbitsDonald the lazy rabbit

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Doodles Limerick New Year Resolutions 2010

Dangerous Sheep

If you come across a possessed evil sheep
He may do things that will make you just weep
Who could believe such a ram
Was once a cute lamb?
As he mauls you and leaves you in a heap
Angry Ram
He bites, he maims and he taunts you badly. Do not feed.
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Doodles

The Ideas Bear

The Ideas Bear
He has so much inspiration it overflows into people who look at him.


If you are stuck for inspiration look into the bears eyes… see if you get something

a lot of ideas involve cakes
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Events

To M

I did promise someone this a few months ago when she got bad news…

We never met for that coffee
We were just too busy
You were so strong
But now you’ve gone
Maybe after life we’ll meet for tea

Singing Bird

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animal births

January’s baby boom

After a multi species new years eve party the following love children could well have been born this month…

7th Frog

10th Platypus

11th Sparrow

12th Opossum

13th Mocking Bird

14th Robin

15th Humming Bird

16th Queen Bee

17th Hamster

18th Dove

19th Musky Rat Kangaroo

20th Lemming

21st Mouse

22nd Rat

23rd Gerbil

24th Duck

25th Tick

26th Macaw

27th Flamingo

28th Axolotyl

29th Muskrat

30th Swan

31st Rabbit

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Blog news

Adverts

Some people think adverts are intrusive, but also they do make a blog look professional and serious. I have therefore decided to have adverts in the sponsors page*. Feel free to click on any.

*apart from that dating advert on the bottom right on this page

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Limerick

Why it is difficult to learn from ants

Lazy people will find that an ant shames,
Ants are work hard and dont play silly games,
But if you get down on the grass,
With a magnifying glass,
You’ll see that they burst out into flames.
dancing ant
"Be careful with your magnifying equipment on sunny days, not all ants have the sun protection that I have"