I decided after months of ignoring the startup screen on my laptop that I would press F12 and see what the boot menu did and I was faced with this screen…
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The Dell Boot Menu
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Limerick
I wrote this while at a village fete celebrating the royal occasion, with a real ale in my hand, morris dancers doing whatever they do (not convinced it is dancing) and locals charming worms out of the ground.
So Wills and Kate have now tied the knot And for the day off I’ll say thanks a lot It may just be me but I avoided tv Except to notice Pippa M looked rather hot ~
It is a bit late due to never being in the same room as the scanner. In fact for a while I thought the Easter Chinny and the scanner might be one in the same thing (like superman, is it a panini toaster, is it a trouserpress, no its scanner rabbit/chick thing…)
Anyway even though Easter is a distant memory here is the Easter Bunny and Easter Chicks cute little bundle of joy.
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Source Code…(review by Lorem Ipsum)
A marvellous film about how to get rid of a silly boring history teacher and replace him with a brave helicopter pilot. I am hoping to patent the method myself and find ways of replacing geography teachers with navy captains and P.E. teachers with marines.
Who would have thought it? After another morning at the Mathematical Association’s annual conference I found out that as well as their place in chaos theory (see The Dog Fish and Chaos Theory) apparantly some breeds of dogfish can swim in tessellating shoals…
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dinner art
The Mathematical Association Annual dinner is a great place to vomit out art onto a napkin…
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And finally some advice to all the mathematicians out there…
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The Paper Bath Mat
Is there nothing paper cannot achieve? i would never have thought of using it to make bath mats out of, its enough to drive one to poetic thoughts…
Is it a fish or is it a dog, is it a fishdog? No its a dogfish. Some crazy people think dogfish are a type of shark but I think it is a close cousin of a beagle…
It is said that if a dogfish wags his tail in the South China Sea it can cause good surfing in Newquay. This is a known as the Dogfish Effect and is a key concept in Chaos Theory.
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Keep Rich and Bountiful
I decided that the song “Keep young and beautiful” was a bit shallow and thought anyone can come up with a shallow song about love…
What’s cute about little cutieIt’s his cash, not brains
Old father time will never harm you
If your money still remains
After you grow old, man
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Keep rich and bountiful
It’s your duty to be bountiful
Keep rich and bountiful
If you want to be loved
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If you’re wise exploit all the masses
Take their cash, off of him, off of her
When you’re seen anywhere
Show your platinum card off
Wave wads of cash in the air
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Money is better than all your charms
Be rich and always be in someone’s arms
Keep rich and bountiful
If you want to be loved ~
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Incidently for a real video nasty check this out…
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Stairs
You can go up them and down them, how amazing is that?
Stairs…
Oh glorious thing that is the flight of Stairs A method of getting higher by your feet Lifts can get stuck and a person their odour shares So the reliable method of ascent isn’t beat. So be happy and rejoice when it’s time to ascend Be ecstatic and merry afterwards when you go down It is joyous whether going up or descend Especially after getting ready to hit the town. But it has to be said that some stairs go too high And accidents occur on them when you have to shift And stairs get harder to manage as time goes by And you then have to invest in a Stannah Stair lift. But without more storeys more space we’ll take Without stairs man will spread out like a pancake. ~